Category Archives: Hash Trash

Oxford Hash House Harriers run write-ups or “hash trashes”.

Run 799, The Bystander, Wootton, Abingdon, 14 May 2014

Hare: the indomitable Mummies Boy, Scribe: Dipstick, RAs: Webfart & Victoria. As we wandered out on a bright May evening To hash through meadows and flowers gay, Whom should I spy but my own FBJ, Avoid the summit- that’s not … Continue reading

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Run 791, The Cowley Retreat, Cowley, Oxford, 26 March 2014

Hare: Webfart, RAs: Silent & Webfart, Scribe: Herr Discharge A shadowy figure in a hoody emerged from the rain and gloom and whispered, “will you do the words?” Who was he? “I’ve got a girlfriend, you know” he continued. Ah, … Continue reading

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Run 790, The Black Bull, Kidlingon, 19 March 2014

Hare Dingaling, RA Victoria, Scribe Richard D’Turd Run 790 this week met at the Black Bull Public House situated in the metropolis of Kidlington, otherwise known as “largest Village in the Uk”, & perhaps some of  the Villagers “Paranoid”, judging … Continue reading

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Run 790, Dog napping in Kidlington!

Whilst I am waiting for Richard D’Turd to pen an epic Swing Low highlighted that Dingaling’s trail in Kidlington last week has caused a stir! So if you are laying a trail in Kidlington anytime soon it might be best … Continue reading

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Run 789, The Boundary House, Abingdon

Hare: FBJ, RA: Victoria; Scribe: Cruella I was running late but as I crossed the river bridge into Abingdon on my trusty motorcycle with two miles yet to run I heard the delicate announcement from Silent to ‘Cirrrrcle Up! ’. … Continue reading

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Run 788, The White Horse, Headington

Hare: Hare Discharge aka Bonk-a-Dog, RA: Victoria, Scribe: Mummy’s Boy Hi Silent Here you are: some words for the Wednesday before last. Apologies for being late. I was busy. And ill. Also the Rapture happened and I was, sadly, left … Continue reading

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Hash no 786 The George, Littlemore Oxford. 19 February 2014

Hare Hotshots! RAs Victoria And Webfart. It started with bang GM standing on a pub garden table and he still looked short. Than nice parts of the Littlemore. And we ended up best parts of the esteemed estate of Blackbird … Continue reading

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