Category Archives: Hash Trash

Oxford Hash House Harriers run write-ups or “hash trashes”.

Run 731, The Red Dress Run, The Cowley Retreat, Oxford, 13 February 2013

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Silent

Hares: Victoria & Finger Flasher. RAs: Shagger & Webfart. Scribe: Blew Bayou I have a faint repressed recollection of a cold and dark mid-February Wednesday evening… a beautiful woman, slinky dress, bare arms and legs… NOOOO! It’s a man! Well, … Continue reading →

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Run 743, The Rising Sun, Ickford, 1 May 2013

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Silent

Hare: Shit Stix; RAs: Victoria and Shagger; Scribe Shit Stix ‘Der spring is sprung Der grass is riz I wonder where dem boidies is? Der little boids is on der wing, Ain’t dat absoid? Der little wings is on de … Continue reading →

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Run 741, The Seven Stars, Marsh Baldon, 24 April 2013

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Silent

Hare: Goldilocks; RA: Victoria; Scribe: Silent. Ring ring, ring ring. “Hi, is that technical support? My websites down…”” “…welcome to Findmenet technical support, your call is important to us…” Bugger – bloody automated answering machine. “…please wait for the next … Continue reading →

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Run 737, The Black Prince, Woodstock, 27 March 2013

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Silent

Hare: FBJ, RA: Shagger, Scribe: Cruella Our GM Silent proclaimed the run to be the first run of spring! (Apparently this being a temperate season following winter) however to the clutch of chilled hashers gathered in the dark, that notion … Continue reading →

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Run 735, The Midget, Abingdon, 13 March 2013

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Silent

Hare: Salty Nuts, Scribe: Goldilocks, RA: Shagger …..and now we pass live to the international conference on Formicidae (that’s Ants to you and me)…. (<Tedious and dull academic drone)…that’s Bees idiot……. Los formícidos (Formicidae), conocidos comúnmente como hormigas, son una … Continue reading →

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Run 734, The Red Lion, Old Marston, Oxford, 6 March 2013

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Silent

Hare: Gadget, Scribe: Slippery, RA: Animal Magic Sorry this is a bit late. I did tell Silent I’d be rather busy throughout the weekend, just had a small run the following Sunday to prepare for. It was a little inconvenient … Continue reading →

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Run 733, The White Hart, Eynsham, 27 February 2013

Posted on February 28, 2013 by Silent

Hare: Mummies Boy & Silent. RA: Shagger. Scribe: Salty Nuts We arrived in Eynsham at the White Hart pub only to find that our hare was suffering from the Curse of the Mummy, well man-flu at least, and had delegated … Continue reading →

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